opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

tagged → #animals #baby #aw aw
tagged → #I love this omg

shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

rosemaryboobs:

mercurialmalcontent:

vastderp:

vivianesection:

Let me tell you what the most annoying thing in Urban Fantasy is.

It’s patented Strong Female Characters double-subverting their emancipation. They spend all their time kicking ass and taking names, and then…

nayomiejade:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

Y’all need Buffy.

suctioning:

Has this been done yet?

suctioning:

Has this been done yet?